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Dec. 14th, 2006 @ 10:51 pm
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| Your Pirate Name Is... | 
Black Wicked Willie |
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Jul. 9th, 2006 @ 05:12 pm
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i just finished watching easy rider, which is a great movie and i'm all like, hey i wanna ride my moped. so i do and i was stopping at all the stop signs but i was not appearantly stopping enough for the law.
cause this cop apeared out of nowhere like the sharks those crown victorias are do. i hear the whoop whoop (thats the sound of the police) and i pul over all nervous and what not. he tells me about my inabilities as a stop sign obeyer and i say im sorry and stuff and he checks my license and gives it back and says i guess we're all clear about what a stop sign means and i say i sure do, (not trying to act cocky but i think i came off as) and he pulls away.
i pull away after him thinking yes! i guess he didnt know mopeds have to have license plates, cause mine doesnt, then i look down and see that i've peed myself (just a little). damnit. so i put my moped back into the shed, run upstairs and change my pants.Current Mood:  relieved |
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Jun. 13th, 2006 @ 03:09 am
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When i was like nine or ten my dad went and saw this artsy indipendant movie about what happens when you die and he told me and zac about it. I dont remember the name but what happens when you die is you travel to this room and in it are a number of 'counselors' who help you decide what moment in your life you'd like to live in for the rest of eternity. You have like a week er so to decide which event in your life is most suitable to relive for the rest of existence. So of course ive often thought about which moment i'd choose and i could never find one. but i think i may have found it... I am in the backseet of beth's car next to ryan, zac is in the front passengers seet and beth is driving. we're somwhere in upstate newyork, iv'e finally woken up completely i am smoking a clove and reading a book about photo journalism. we all seemed to have fully woken up at that point because we are all talking excitedly. we're on our way to boston and everything is pretty perfect.Current Mood:  tired |
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May. 3rd, 2006 @ 09:05 am
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| You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew | 
You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute." |
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Apr. 8th, 2006 @ 05:19 pm
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http://www.quizyourfriends.com/linkquiz02.php?quizname=060407192939-188017&
i came up with this test thing, i didnt steal it from anyone, my idea. take the test.
Apr. 7th, 2006 @ 07:30 pm
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deer everyone. saturday could have been one of the most awsome days ever in that things just came together. moped guy emailed me back and im definately buying it and i was all bumbed about not going to belle and sebastian but me and beth decided o give it a try and look for scalpers. we pulled in to the lot and first thing that happens is some guy reaches his head into the wundow and says yo you need tickets, and we were like 2? and he was like 60 ea. and i was like how about 60 for both, and he said hell naw i paid 40 each! and then he brought it down to 100 for both and we got in and it was so amazing, they were so good and very gay. then we came back to strong island (my house) and stupid eamon and ryan let my cat out at 2 in the morn. i was pissed but then he came back in at like three and it was all fine. it all worked out. then this mornig n i babysat my little cousin so her dad could go get drunk last night and i thought it was rilly funny. then when he and his wife came to pick her up he was drunk-over, it was great.
Mar. 5th, 2006 @ 11:47 am
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ten arbitrary facts (is this what im suppposed to do racheal?)
no order
1- i talk a lot in my sleep
2- i dont listen to very much that people say
3- i like surprises, given that they dont inconvinience me
4- one time when i was laying on the floor every time i took a breathe, i could feel the blood running through all my fingers
5- i like the sound electronics make when they are breaking, but i dont like it when they break in that they dont work.
6- when i drink i get faggy
7- i was recently told i had a "supple frame"
8- i rilly like clove ciggarrettes
9- the word ciggarrettes doesn't rilly have that many repeating consinents
10- i rilly like deer
Feb. 24th, 2006 @ 02:18 am
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hungover.lonely.tired.have a lot to read.i don't like planes.everytime i ride a plane i dislike them more.to kill a mockingbird is kinda boring.i dont wanna read what i have to.wanted to miss the flight.no ones here but me.met zacs frends.hands chapped.bostons cold.why am i the only person in the room who becomes flush when there is turbulance.wish i were not home.
Feb. 20th, 2006 @ 09:29 pm
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Dear frend.
i just finished the perks of being a wallflower and when i finished the last sentence rebelion lies came on and it was perfect. aw man, now i really wanna talk to someone about th ebook. there is not much else to say, i was feeling perticularily sappy so i thought id share. To anyone who hasent read this book and who has been 15 and incidentaly turned 16, you should read it.
love always, josh
Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:00 am
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its 146 and im awke nand peoplewent o sleep and rilo kiley is playing and this post will be one run on sentaence so heres we go, the periods will just be replaced with commas yeah thats how u spell comma beth; i feel like that letter in perks of being a wall flower wher charlie is on acid and he s awke and people are either having sex or sleeping and thats how i feel there is one more rilo kiley song then ill prolly put on elle and sabastian next, im tired but i wont sleep yet ill keep on writing heart breaker; dies, there are trees that cover a window i look into each morning nd that brook sounds like sewage to me, but people went in before me so i kept smoking that ciggarette to be alone, every book uve read has been read by someone else and every song uve heard has been heard by someone else and every girl/boy u though was pretty someone else thought was pretty too nd when u feel happy and think of this ull feel happy too because u would be explaing unity.
Feb. 4th, 2006 @ 01:46 am
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im going thru sociall withdrawl and im sitting at my desk listening to music. im almost out of belle and sabastian and i dont understand why i ever didnt like them cause now theyre amazing (cause they never were before?) last night at chrisses i had a fun time only the night just feeld like a dream i had and i was very tired and ryan locked the keys in the car so we had to fish them out with coat hangers. ive been trying to make music but winter is not my season, i like it too muich to be productive. nothin else to say rilly
Jan. 21st, 2006 @ 10:04 pm
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so after watching tv i realized that i do infact have a superhero power! you know that stupid hawthorne heights cd comercial, well i can summon it on the tv! if i begin to sing that song on the commercial it will play, granted i have to be watching mtv, where coincidentaly it plays very often... but its great!
pleasant present time!
love joshie
Dec. 25th, 2005 @ 12:36 am
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so a little while ago i posted that a bunch of people near and dear to me keep dying in my dreams and sometimes im killing them, well last night i woke up at 4:30 am breathing rilly heavely after dreaming that i killed my mom. it was terrible. In the dream i knew and felt deeply that not only was she gone but i was gonna go to jail and probably be put to death for it. and before the sentencing i remember a part of the dream where i was still sad and affected by teh death and i kept calling for my mom right before i was about to go to bed (dream bed) and it kept reacurring to me that she was dead and that i had killed her. she then of course didnt answer. when i woke up i had to go to her room and make sure she was still alive. so lets recap. first i beat my dad to death. then i think it was zac who died i forget how but then ryan benner died of malnurishment and now i've killed my mom. these dreams suck. now im actually kinda afaid to go to sleep.
fuck
on a lighter note, (kind of) its snowing but i think we'll prlly have school, that sucks too. but morgon and i are also starting a picture magazine at crefeld and thattle be fun. its called redgreenblue.
Dec. 5th, 2005 @ 10:33 pm
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last night was much fun, ryan stuck a light sabre down his pants and ran out of the eckerd, it looked like an abnormally large and jagged penis. and my laptop charger got broke and i went into shock, but today i went right out and bought a new one and on an unrelated note, eamon- im sorry i made u feel bad, its rilly ok and it was an accident. then i got keys made, but before that i had art class and after that but before key reproduction i had a tuna melt. and last night after the starwars penis episode, we (meryanbetheamonrachel) went to tommy Js,and morgon was over but she left before we went. then we parked across two handycapped spots at the acme and ryan and eamon stole mangos. and after we stoed the mangos int he car, we went back for the real loot. we wore bandanas over our faces and hopped the pharmacy counter, it was late so noone was behind it. we grabbed a melange of medications and ran for it. when we got out we herd sirens and had to leave. we disreguarded every stopsighn home and evaded the authorities by a few minutes. then sleep came luxiouriously with our stolen aid.
Dec. 3rd, 2005 @ 04:24 pm
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i kinda wish i had a signifant other, but i think im a bad boyfrend. and as much as i like the attention and the feel of my ego swelling, i wish people had other things to say crushingly rather then "he's cute" or "attractive." like maybe "i wana date him," or "he's rilly cool and fun to be around." "maybe even "witty and smart" "interesting".
I used to think that it'd be better to evolve from frendship to significant-othership. but that just means inescapable end of a relationship. duh.
my car got broken again, the turn signals dont work and the hazard lights being broken became a problem. hope its fixxed for wednesday.
there are sirens out my house. lights, yells, cars, fires?, arrests?, citations?. im sure ill hear about it later.
gunnar: sorry i didnt come on friday. i feel bad. does anastasia think im gay? bi.
zac: ur beard looks good, showed zephyr and dad they like it. we think u look thinner and younger. cant wait for u to come home, dig some holes, dont be a lumber jack. ur definately missed. when i go to sleep there is no soft bassline coming from my walls (even though hat was corny and overly sentimental)
joshiebeth: hope ur toby cold passes, have a nice day off. did ur mom make a joke about me kissing toby to my dad? thanks for the matress.
toby: ur a loud kid, thats y i left for the couch. u know whats up.
morgan: that was unfortunate in ur bathroom on thursday. i didnt think toby could be that compasionate.
nina: no sad. and im sorry.
eamon: i rilly enjoy ur company and wish i was as clever as u. its weird that u do, but i like that u come home pretty much every weekend, why cant every one.
ryan: i love u, leave ur nose alone, is ur bike still underthe fire escape.dont get fired by piggyfucker. please write a book before u forget everything.
lawrence: remember ur italy presenttion the first day back to crefeld when i started there, in essies class. i love being ur frend, how does it feel to be unwhipped?
mikaela: sorry the west sucks, the east will feel good promise.
kate: im sorry for the distance, i still love ur frendship even though ive made it occasional.
marah/chris: when i was at ur house recently i realized ill remember the smell forever. evryone has a microkorg.
matt: hope u got sexed in a movie theater like u were supposed to.
alex: sorry there was no music room again.
aaron: my mom did not think u were some dirty bad influence, i promise. it was fun to hang out with u.
michael hayes: thats how people die, dont do it!
fucked if i left anyone out, comment and ill say something maybe. i like it when people include me in there posts and so i thought other people might enjoy it too and then theyed read this. i apologize for the overabundence of sappyness, i rilly do, theres nothing i hate more then apathetic posts in excess, IF theres really a reason its ok and everyine is entitled to a couple. so here are some brighter points.
this weekend was a lotta fun. morgans then my house and lots of pictures! fruitless trip to the shittier part of philly bore no percies. but ryan and eamon were ufn to hangout with. then i got a super cool new winter jacket with a fir collar. it was from HandM, sorry. el toro and company were alotta fun too. yehaw.
Nov. 6th, 2005 @ 11:43 pm
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yo yo yo, joshibeth are in detention its about to start an dwere feelin reckless, atleast i am. and beth too. yawl pic up ur copy of elle girl soon an dvote for me cause ama winner!!!!! out!
Nov. 2nd, 2005 @ 09:24 am
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i have been having dreams where my frends die. but so far they all get their own dream. Lst night ryan benner died and it sucked. his family was drunk almost perpetually and things were just weird. i cryed. sleep cried? then w while ago zac died and of some terminal disease. that sucked alot! again i sleep cried.
i wonder who will die in my dream next.
this weekend was fun. last night me and beth went to the coffee club and got littl drunk a some costume party. im sure beth will post some pictures. but we left after a bout an hour and a half cause we didnt know many people there and we got tired. it was fu though. then we walked home and i was paranoiud of geting some citation or something and we passed by cop and played it cool. but beth kept tripping on cracks in the sidewalk.
Oct. 23rd, 2005 @ 02:57 pm
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tonight (friday) me, beth, commad, tobo, and morgan went to the coffee club for teh open mic night and rilly to visit nicole and dave but i remembered that the coffee club is only fun when there's like a lot of people. and i remembered the nigyhts when we would all hang out there then go somewhere for the night and then go there for breakfast and zac and nicole would open whenever they wanted to. then we were bored to fuck, and we wanted to get drunk but we failed. tomorow there is a costume, dress up, halloween, drinking party at teh coffee club that we'll priolly go to. but im too afraid to get drunbk there because then beth and i will have to walk hoime and that citation scared the shit ouit of me and now im paranoid. but it should be fun none the less.
my neck is itchy, i got a haircut. beth gave me a haircut.
holiday greetings from josh!
Oct. 22nd, 2005 @ 12:02 am
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